SisIncompMomsFault Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to carry anyone’s burden except your own (unless you want to, we don’t judge)!

Join us for a wild ride of survival and adventure, where even the laziest players can thrive (looking at you, sister who can’t even heat up leftovers).

Our server is a place where you can be the hero of your own story, without being criticized for being lazy or disrespectful (unless it’s in-game, then all bets are off).

So come on over and show us what you’ve got, because on this server, even the most incompetent players can become legends (just maybe not in real life).

Join now and leave your burdens at the door, because here, we only carry swords and pickaxes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

HezboCraft: IAF Takedown

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so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a epic battle between iaf and hezbollah terrorists? well, guess what, now u can in our minecraft server! join us for the most intense pvp action as u fight alongside iaf forces to take down those pesky terrorists in southern lebanon.

build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.

so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Tea & Wine & Berries & Choc – Dementia Free!

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?

So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?

So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Items Found:	8126
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

AtlantikMC

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AtlantikMC is a Survival and Towny server with Advanced Systems. Bedrock (Mobile) entry is available.

IP: oyna.atlantikmc.com WebSite: https://atlantikmc.com/ Discord: https://discord.com/invite/Ub75TrAKcw/

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SissyCraft Minecraft Server

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Hey there gamers! Are you ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you about this wild ride you’re about to embark on.

Picture this: You log on to the server and suddenly, you’re transformed into a whole new person! You’ll get a new name, age, nationality, height, weight, IQ, and even a special trait you get to choose. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get a babecock of your new self and a dick you have to deal with. And if you’re feeling lucky, you can gamble on whether or not you have to…uh, get intimate with the other players. It’s like a crazy game of chance every time you log on!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest transformations and adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. See you on the server, babes!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mines Excavated:	4212
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Items Found:	7166	Buildings Constructed:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ores Mined:	7882	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	71

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	514
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBustersMC

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Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

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so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

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Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ores Mined:	2443
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.