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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5164 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
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