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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Meteorites Collected: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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