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SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Farms Harvested:	211
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Towns Built:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	60	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Animals Bred:	172	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crops Grown:	2158	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2382	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Void Gems Collected:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	61

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	794	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6542
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ores Mined:	7466	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimension Hops:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Magic Items Found:	5990
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Animals Bred:	112
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

Players:	92/200	Votes:	8651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3