| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2910 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Embark on a quest to find alone time with your baby brother, amidst the chaos of his partner moving in without your knowledge and the impending arrival of a new baby. Will you be able to carve out a moment for a heart-to-heart chat before the baby zombie invasion begins?
Experience the thrill of trying to connect with your brother while his partner insists on being part of every adventure. Will you be able to navigate through the maze of family dynamics and create a bond stronger than a nether fortress?
Join us on this server where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions and emotions run higher than a tower of scaffolding. Who needs diamonds when you have the drama of family dynamics to keep you entertained for hours on end?
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join our server and show off your bling while battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you’ll be the envy of all your friends when they see you strutting around in your shiny diamond armor. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fashion warfare begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8738 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Our visual system be workin’ overtime tryna process all da crazy stuff happenin’ on dis server. We got so much detail and action goin’ on, it’s like a movie playin’ in front of your eyes!
Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your life! Who needs reality when you got our server to blow your mind? So what you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready for a visual overload like never before!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us on our server and experience the epic adventures of Steve, a white male protagonist, and Ming-Ming, an Asian female co-protagonist, as they journey through pixelated worlds in search of the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny.
But beware, the evil Villager King is always lurking around the corner, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into questionable fashion choices. Will you be able to defeat him and save the day?
So why settle for the same old boring character choices in other games when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you want to be part of a community where half the players are obsessed with building pixel art of their favorite memes, while the other half are busy debating whether creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures.
Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is considering joining in on the fun. So come on down and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for those sneaky players who try to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and leave behind the drama of a dad who showers you with everything but doesn’t understand the importance of family. Instead, embark on a journey where you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and battle epic monsters with your friends!
Forget about feeling guilty for following your heart and taking care of your sick mom. On our server, the only thing you’ll feel guilty about is not joining sooner! So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a blast in Minecraft!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 966 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my brother tried to bring his service dog to a fancy dinner party. Who knew a dog could cause so much chaos? But don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any dogs allowed in our virtual world (unless they’re pixelated and super cute).
So come on over and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and misunderstandings, all while building your dream Minecraft creations. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret hidden dungeon filled with chests overflowing with stacks upon stacks of your favorite food items. Rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself left behind this treasure trove for hungry players to discover. Will you be the one to uncover the ultimate snack stash?
So come on down to our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of tasty treats that will have you saying, “Who needs real food when you have Minecraft?” Join us now and satisfy your hunger in the most epic way possible!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 67 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
A server with 1000 players building empires, towns, and many other things in pure vanilla (without player accessible plugins) Minecraft. Everyone’s childhood dream. Join our closed beta with just 100 slots at “beta.wrld.re” and be the first persons that walks on that lands.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Farms Harvested: | 657 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Welcome to RetroRealms, a brand new Minecraft Network with a sole purpose of providing the most enjoyable, modern (and nostalgic) gameplay to all players.
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
