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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 8548 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.
Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!