SimulatedPrisonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

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Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchantments Applied:	252	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

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Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBreakups

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Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	165

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

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lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Void Gems Collected:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Farms Harvested:	886
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Emeralds Found:	1530	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	141

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ores Mined:	512	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	131	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Animals Bred:	139	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	6113
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2