SimulatedPrisonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockyBreakups

Abuse, BlockyBreakups, Cheating, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, dishonesty, Disrespect, incompatible values, Infidelity, lack of communication, lack of effort, lack of emotional connection, lack of respect, Manipulation, neglect, red flags, relationship, toxic behavior, Trust

Are you tired of relationships that just don’t work out because of silly dealbreakers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect match for you! Our server is like a loving partner that will never let you down, unless you forget to feed your virtual pet pig, then all bets are off.

Join us and experience a world where the only dealbreaker is if you don’t build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, your virtual love life will thank you. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be blessed with eternal love and unlimited virtual cookies.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to dealbreakers and hello to a lifetime of pixelated happiness. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SeaCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, Attack, Conflict, CREW, Defense, Dispute, fishing boat, Incident, injured, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, News, Report, SeaCraft, Server, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, state media, Territorial, Vietnamese, violence

Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.

But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.

So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Towns Built:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NatoCraft: Rutte’s Realm

Alliance, Defense, Diplomacy, DutchNews.nl, eastern europe, Euro-Atlantic integration, european security, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Mark Rutte, military cooperation, nato, NATO membership, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, Realm, Ruttes, SECURITY, security alliance, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict

lol join this amazin server where ukraine belongs in nato according to rutte who is now in charge!!! come build ur own nato base and defend it against creepers and zombies!!! rutte will personally come and help u fight off the enemies with his super powers!!! also, rumor has it that there are secret treasure chests filled with diamonds hidden all over the server!!! join now before rutte changes his mind and decides ukraine should be in the olympics instead!!! #minecraftmadness #rutteforpresident

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchantments Applied:	199	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Culture Minecraft Server

country ranking, country rating, Crafty, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural perception, cultural reputation, Cultural significance, culture, DEBT, Development, economic stability, France, importance of culture, international scene, loans, Minecraft, national identity, Server, subpar development, western country

Are you tired of boring old countries that rely on culture to stay afloat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t give a hoot about culture, we’re all about chaos and mayhem! Join us and watch as our virtual country crumbles before your very eyes. From our debt-ridden economy to our lackluster international reputation, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why waste your time on boring old France when you can join us and experience the thrill of watching everything fall apart in spectacular fashion? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Lonely Llama – Minecraft SMP

achievement, AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, dream chasing, DRIVE, Focus, goal-setting, hard work, inspiration, Llama, lonely, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, one dream, one man, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, self improvement, smp, success

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical “Diamond Bacon,” and secret underground dance parties with creepers. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the chaos on ONE. DREAM. (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any llama-induced nightmares)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Animals Bred:	148	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SecondJobSteve’sServer

Accountability, breach of trust, business ethics, consequences, Decision making, Employee, employment, firing, income, Management, Professionalism, Reliability, second job, SecondJobStevesServer, Small Business, time theft, tough times, Trust, Warning, work ethic, work performance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value loyalty and dedication…unlike Dave, the employee who got fired for doing work for another job while on the clock! Join us and you won’t have to worry about someone stealing time from us to build their second job empire.

Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!

So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MilkTierMinecraftSMP

Beverages, calcium, Categories, classification, cream, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, drinks, flavored milk, Food, lactose, liquid, milk, MilkTierMinecraftSMP, nutrition, Ranking, refreshment, skim milk, Tier List, whole milk

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we debate the important questions like what tier milk would be on a drinks tier list! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and heated discussions about the most random topics.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	104
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LottoLlamaCraft

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Imagine winning the lotto and being able to shout it out to the whole world on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to brag about your newfound riches to all your virtual friends. Who needs real-life celebrations when you can throw a virtual party with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Brink of Bald Ibis: Northern Revival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2996	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Banter – Minecraft Server

Axel Syrios, banter, Banzoin Hakka, blocky, Crimzon Ruze, Entertainment, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, hololive, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Live streaming, Machina X Flayon, Magni Dezmond, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, Regis Altare, Server, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the admins are so cool they wear invisible hats! Join us for a chance to team up with Regis Altare, the YouTuber who once built a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.

On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.

But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cigarette Smoking Minecraft SMP Guy

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll see more than just a black guy smoking a cigarette – you’ll see llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing top hats, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is like “whoa, that’s too crazy for me!” Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	779
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SurgeryCraft – CancelledTrip

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor Redditor! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without any guilt trips from family members.

We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.

So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Freebies4U Minecraft SMP

free online apps, free online books, free online classes, free online courses, free online downloads, free online events, free online games, free online movies, free online music, free online resources, free online samples, free online services, free online software, free online templates, free online tools, free online trials, free online tutorials, free online webinars, free online workshops, Freebies4U, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and even participate in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant (spoiler alert: she always wins)! Plus, we offer free diamond armor to all new players because why not? So come on, join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	893110	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Animals Bred:	103
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimension Hops:	9