SimPvP: Where Creepers are the Real MVP since 2011!

player versus player, Bases, Friendly, Mature, hard mode

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Server Address	simpvp.net
Rules	No hacking, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which confers a significant gameplay advantage. Also, no doxxing.
Description	SimPvP is designed as a vanilla player versus player survival server, where people have complete freedom to do and say anything they want, as long as it is not spamming, cheating, or doxxing. The server is set to hard mode and players rely solely on their own skill at the game.

If you’re curious about SimPvP, feel free to check out our server wiki, which contains information about the server’s long history and many bases. Or just log in and play!

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

No hacking mods are allowed, including flymod, xray, or any other mod which gives a significant gameplay advantage.

2. Are there any in-game rewards or kits?

No, players do not receive any extra help in the form of kits, vote rewards, or commands such as /home. Success depends solely on the player’s skill.

3. What is the core playerbase like?

The core playerbase is mostly adults who are skilled at PvP but prefer to focus on building. The server encourages both PvP and creative endeavors.

HomelessSteveMC SMP

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OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever! We have flying pigs, talking squids, and a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted golden apples. Plus, the owner is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

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CompliMinecraft

weird, odd, unexpected, Curious, BIZARRE

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with the weirdest and strangest compliments you’ve ever heard!

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Government, drug cartel, Labs, #undercover mission, CartelCraft

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Epic Quest Realms 1.21.3

no accomplishments, judgmental, no talent, self improvement, lack of skills

Are you a total loser like me? Do you suck at everything but still think you’re better than everyone else? Then you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro!

Because on this server, being a complete failure is actually a good thing! We celebrate mediocrity and incompetence here, so you’ll fit right in.

Plus, you can finally feel superior to all those normies who think they’re so great. Show them who’s boss by being the worst player on the server!

Join now and revel in your own inadequacy. It’s the only place where being a total loser is a badge of honor.

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cat grooming., hygiene, red flag, Minecraft, Server

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Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately see two furry cats who love to cuddle with you while you mine for diamonds. One cat is shy and timid, while the other is a total goofball. But wait, there’s a twist! The shy cat decides to snuggle up to your head in the middle of the night, only for you to wake up to the smell of cat poop. That’s right, cat poop in your hair! And the best part? The owner of the cats refuses to clean it up, claiming it’s easier to do when it’s dry. Can you imagine the chaos that ensues on our server?

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