simpvp.net | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mines Excavated:	2780	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics
Custom Enchantments
Faction Commands
PVP Enabled
Economy & Trading
Skill Progression

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Crops Grown:	4629
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ores Mined:	1140	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Farms Harvested:	861	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7232	Void Gems Collected:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Crops Grown:	5821
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	643656
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Zombie Dances:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	170

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

Belarus, border security, BorderBlock, defense maneuvers, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deployment, military drills, military escalation, military exercises, military maneuvers, military posturing, military presence, military show of force, military training, Minecraft, political tension, regional conflict, security concerns, Server, ukraine border

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine if belarus launched military exercises in minecraft, near the ukraine border. like, the mobs are all decked out in military gear and they’re ready to take on anyone who dares to enter their territory.

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.

but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4