SimpRival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	426	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	1132	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	7805
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Ores Mined:	4769	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!

Anon Fish Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, alcohol, Anon, coping, Drinking, emotions, escapism, Fish, fish personality, Haven, ISOLATION, Loneliness, longing, Memories, mental health, missing, Nostalgia, partying, Reminiscing, self-medication, socializing, Vodka, yearning

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Enchantments Applied:	55
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party with a fish that drinks vodka! I know, sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s lit AF. Just imagine swimming in a sea of vodka while building epic structures with your fishy friends. It’s like a wild rave under the sea, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP

audio playback, Communication, EchoVoiceMinecraftSMP, Insecurity, personal development, public speaking, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-evaluation, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, vocal tone, voice recording

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

LOL, imagine joining our epic Minecraft SMP where you can escape the horror of hearing your own voice by chatting with your fellow gamers! We have a secret potion that makes your voice sound like Morgan Freeman mixed with a unicorn, so you’ll never cringe again! Plus, we have a legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the Nether that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion, or else you’ll be stuck listening to your own voice forever! #NoMoreCringe #UnicornVoicePotion #NetherTreasureHunt

CraftyCollapsePrep

Civil unrest, community resilience, contingency planning., country collapse, CraftyCollapsePrep, crisis management., disaster preparedness, economic collapse, emergency planning, emergency supplies, Government failure, Long-term Survival, political instability, Preparation, prepping, self-sufficiency, social chaos, societal breakdown, Survival, survival skills, violent collapse

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3891
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Ores Mined:	6218	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride that will have you laughing and crying at the same time!

Join us if you want to learn valuable survival skills for when your country is on the brink of collapse. Our server is like a virtual boot camp for the impending apocalypse – because who needs real-life preparation when you can just play Minecraft instead?

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you learn how to fend for yourself in a post-apocalyptic world, but you’ll also have the chance to battle against zombie hordes, mutant creatures, and even evil politicians (just kidding… or are we?).

So come on down to our server and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little as you navigate through the chaos of a world on the verge of collapse. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

Border Battle Minecraft Server

battle, border, combat exercises, Defense, defense strategy, Eastern border, eastern europe, european security, international relations, military alliance, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military forces, military maneuvers, Military operations, military readiness, military training, Minecraft, nato, NATO exercises, NATO training., SECURITY, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the largest combat exercises on the eastern border! we have tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles to play with! watch out for the creepers, they’re our secret weapon against the enemy! join now and help us conquer the virtual world! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

UkraineCraft: Make Zelensky Happy!

Agreement, Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, energy resources, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Happy, international relations, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, president, resources deal, resurrect, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine government, UkraineCraft, Unhappy, united states, Zelensky

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	2251
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even trump is tryna get in on the action? that’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even world leaders are tryna get a piece of the pie. trump is out here talkin bout how he wants to “resurrect” some ukraine resources deal just so he can join our server. like, can you imagine how crazy that is? if you don’t join, zelensky ain’t gonna be too happy. so come on, join our server and be a part of something truly insane. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with trump himself. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

Whispered Virtual Echoes 1.21

Acting, Alluring, asmr, Captivating, dirty talk, Echoes, enticing, Erotic, FANTASY, Immersive, INTIMATE, microphone, Provocative, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, virtual, vtubing, whispered, whispering, whore

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you want ASMR that will make you question your existence! This server is so lit, it’s like being in a virtual strip club with a side of mining and crafting. You’ll be begging for more of that sexy dirty talk while building your blocky empire. It’s like living in a fantasy world where anything is possible, including getting turned on by virtual characters. Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this bizarre and tantalizing Minecraft experience.

Players:	90/200	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	103
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0