SimpRival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3224
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4014	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Animals Bred:	44

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	960083	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2461	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	301

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Emeralds Found:	7051

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Crops Grown:	8515
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Players:	99/600	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	6347	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	321
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	4085	Star Shards Collected:	156
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15