SimpMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dreamy Wanderlust Craft

cognition, Craft, dream analysis, dream interpretation, dream recall, dreams, dreamy, findings, Memory, mental health, mind wandering, participants, positive attitude, Psychology, research, research study, seasonal variations, Sleep, Spring, study, subconscious, Wanderlust, Winter

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	542	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

join dis server if u wanna have DREAMS come true! we got magical powers dat make ur dreams come alive in da game! u can build ur dream house, ride a unicorn, and even fly like a bird! plus, we got special events where u can battle dream monsters and win epic prizes! forget about winter blues, come to our server and make ur dreams come true all year round! let’s make dreamland a reality, join now!

Cyber CosplayCraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, ai cosplay, ai technology, asian cosplayers, Citlali cosplay, cosplay accessories, cosplay budget, cosplay characters, cosplay community, cosplay conventions, cosplay costume, cosplay creativity, cosplay culture, cosplay design, cosplay enthusiasts, cosplay inspiration, cosplay training, cosplay trends, cosplaycraft, cyber, fluxDog, Lora cosplay, pony-xl

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got Citlali cosplay Lora ponies running around like crazy! And guess what? I just trained one to be a pony-xl! It’s like a dream come true, man. And the best part? It’s all run by broke fluxDogs who bless Asian cosplayers. Like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server, am I right? Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Argument, arrested, bullying, country kids, CraftyCraze, dash camera, football game, friend group, Graduation, high school, JUMPED, Minecraft, pallet of bricks, Police, popular kids, pressing charges, Principal, scratched truck, Server, Truck, Vandalism, wires cut

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3216
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being the butt of every joke in high school? Do you want revenge on those pesky kids who vandalize your truck? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner badass and show those bullies who’s boss!

Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and conquer to your heart’s content. Just like how you pressed charges on those troublemakers who messed with your truck, you can take charge and rule the server with an iron fist.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re the asshole for standing up for yourself. Show them all that you mean business, just like how you turned in that dash cam footage and got those popular kids arrested. Let the haters hate while you thrive in our crazy Minecraft world.

So come on over and join us for some epic adventures, insane battles, and ultimate revenge. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect outlet for your high school drama? Let’s make some memories and show everyone who’s really in charge!

CheaterCraft: 2 Years Later

bar, BETRAYAL, CHANGE, CheaterCraft, Cheating, children, Communication, Divorce, federal sentence, husband, Infidelity, jail talk, LEAVING, long-term effects, Marriage, moving on, Pregnant, Prison, therapy school, Trust, Years

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9459
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of dealing with cheating spouses and federal sentences? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, where the only cheating you’ll encounter is trying to sneak extra diamonds from your friends’ chests.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual pals. And if you need a break from it all, just hop on a minecart and ride away into the sunset – no cheating spouses in sight!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a diamond pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Trust us, this server is the ultimate escape – just don’t let your virtual spouse catch you flirting with that cute villager!

CoincidentalCraft

BIZARRE, chance, Coincidence, CoincidentalCraft, destiny, fate, long tail tag, memorable, mind-boggling, Mysterious, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, strange, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Uncanny, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird coincidence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Have you ever accidentally dug straight down in Minecraft and found a hidden underground kingdom full of diamond-clad llamas riding on pigs? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server! Join us for a chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious coincidences that will leave you questioning reality (and laughing your blocky butt off)! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret society of dancing chickens or a group of creepers throwing a surprise party for Steve. Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe – join us now and prepare for the unexpected!

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Votes:	363

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Enchantments Applied:	258	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	95
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	3374
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
New Chunks Explored:	939449	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8966	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Farms Harvested:	562	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3