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BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7192
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ores Mined:	6910	Towns Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	6796
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Star Shards Collected:	59	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	241
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5808	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7553	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2937
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Votes:	6123
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	9181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Votes:	5309
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5