Simply Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	331678	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2792	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Animals Bred:	94
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Void Gems Collected:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	3055
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ores Mined:	3193	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5208
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2834
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	166540
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Dragon Eggs Found:	826	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	8317	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	9109
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Love Letters Sent:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Void Gems Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Farms Harvested:	679
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Emeralds Found:	3485

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

Players:	96/300	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3