SimplerTimes Minecraft Server

bygone era, Childhood, classic, good old days, historical, Innocence, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reflection, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, Server, simpler time, SimplerTimes, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, wistful

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Back in the good ol’ days, before creepers roamed the land and skeletons shot arrows at your face, there was a Minecraft server that was like no other. It was a magical place where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and players rode around on giant chickens.

Join our server and experience the wonders of a world where gravity is just a suggestion and lava is actually made of chocolate (don’t eat it though, trust us). Our community is filled with friendly unicorns, talking cows, and a group of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Some say it’s guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music and a penchant for riddles. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the riches that await?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	314482
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!

CraftyCardCraze

books, co parenting, Court, CraftyCardCraze, Cult, custody, Divorce, education, empowerment, family conflict, freedom, high demand religion, INDEPENDENCE, LGBTQ, library card, parenting, reading, restrictions, Support, YA books

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Divine Spears Created:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in freedom of choice just like this mom believes in letting her daughter choose her own books!

Join us if you want to break free from the constraints of a “high demand religion” (or cult, as some might say) and live your virtual life on your own terms. Build your own world, create your own rules, and let your creativity run wild!

Just like this mom supports her daughter’s right to education and self-expression, we support your right to build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. No restrictions here, just endless possibilities and endless fun!

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you can be whoever you want to be and do whatever you want to do. And remember, just like this mom, we’ve got your back every step of the way. See you in the game!

HotMinecraftDates

attractive, charisma, denial, HotMinecraftDates, ignored, infatuation, Overlook, physical appearance, red flag, red flag attraction, red flag behavior, red flag dating, red flag mistakes, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, relationship, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all things wild and wacky!

Join us if you’ve ever ignored a red flag just because someone was attractive – because on our server, we embrace all the craziness and chaos that comes with it!

Picture this: you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to realize it’s guarded by a group of flirtatious creepers who are just too good looking to resist. Or maybe you’ll come across a village where all the villagers are secretly supermodels in disguise.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and hilarity, then come join us on our server. Who needs red flags when you can have a rainbow of fun instead?

NexusCraft: Save the Ecosystems!

#sustainability, Biodiversity loss, Bonn, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, ecosystems, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, extinction risk, global warming, interlinked, natural ecosystems, nexus approach, NexusCraft, Save, species extinction, United Nations University

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Farms Harvested:	837	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

hey u, ya u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u should! so, like, the united nations university in bonn said nearly one million species are like, at risk of extinction and stuff. but guess what? on our server, u can like, save all those species! u can build epic habitats for them and, like, protect them from all the bad stuff happening in the real world. plus, our natural ecosystems are like, totally not crumbling on our server! they’re thriving and full of life! so come join us and be a hero for all those endangered species! let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Locust Swarm Simulator

Africa, agriculture, agriculture technology, Asia, crop devastation, crop protection, desert locust, disaster prevention, environmental impact, food crops, food security, forecasting, insect behavior, LOCUST, locust infestation, national agencies, Pest Control, Pest Management, population prediction, SIMULATOR, sustainable farming, Swarm, swarm management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	4406	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

come join our epic server where we predict the behavior of desert locusts and use them to create insane challenges for players! imagine trying to build a house while being attacked by a swarm of locusts, it’s like a real-life survival mode! plus, our national agencies are always on hand to help manage the swarms before they destroy all the food crops in Africa and Asia. join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Infinity Isles

+18, Community, Discord, discord chat, Donation perks, Dynmap, East Coast, Events, Friendly, Infinity, Isles, LGBTQ, PvE, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Staff, Toxicity, US, Vanilla, Whitelist, zero tolerance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server

About Us:

Welcome to Infinity Isles! Join our active community. Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, 18+ server with various plugins to enhance gameplay and multiplayer experience.

Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Semi Vanilla	Primarily vanilla survival server with quality of life plugins
Whitelisted	Application process for new players to ensure a positive community
Server Location	Hosted on the East Coast of the US for optimal connection
Shopping District	Player-run shopping district for creative shops
Events	Scheduled and off-scheduled events with prizes
Resource Worlds	Special portals for gathering materials in different dimensions
No Pay-To-Win	Donation perks are non-P2W, with proceeds going towards server improvements
Staff	Friendly staff team available for assistance
Discord	Active community on Discord for communication and events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, apply on our Discord server at [LINK]

Q: Are there age restrictions for joining?

A: Yes, the server is 18+ only

Q: Are there any special events on the server?

A: Yes, we have scheduled bi-weekly events and off-scheduled shenanigans like Storage Wars and Charity Events

Q: Can I donate to the server?

A: Yes, donation perks are available, but they are non-P2W

Q: How can I contact staff for assistance?

A: You can reach out to our friendly staff team on Discord or in-game

Rebel Kingdoms 1.20.2

1.20.2, feminism, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender hierarchy, gender inequality, Gender norms, gender oppression, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Kingdoms, male dominance, male entitlement, male privilege, Marriage, Misogyny, patriarchy, rebel, social justice, toxic masculinity, women’s liberation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of male entitlement.

Imagine a world where dudes can’t just enslave women with their patriarchal marriage BS. It’s like a total mind trip, man. But don’t worry, we’ve got all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever want in a Minecraft server.

Join us and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get weird together!

Elderly Minecraft SMP Vibes

aging, appreciation, bittersweet, CHANGE, Elderly, emotional impact, Evolution, growing older, hindsight, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, sentimentality, smp, time passing, VIBES, wisdom

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a responsible adult? Well, come join our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.

SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH

Canada weather, christmas gift, cold climate, cold weather, expensive gloves, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, frostbite prevention, gloves, high quality gloves, lost items, outdoor work, replacement gloves, sibling disputes, sibling theft, SisLostMyGlovesNoGiftAITAH, sister issues, ski gear, theft accusations, winter accessories

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the cold Canadian weather and avoid any glove-stealing siblings! Join us for some frosty fun and build your own virtual winter wonderland.

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about your expensive gear going missing? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can keep your virtual gloves safe from any sneaky siblings.

Embark on epic quests to find the missing gloves, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even confront your sister in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pair of magical gloves that never go missing!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only frostbite you’ll get is from staying up too late playing Minecraft. And remember, always keep a close eye on your virtual belongings – you never know who might try to steal them!

BlockyBetrayal

#revelation, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, discovery, eye-opening, facade, false pretenses, hidden motives, realization, relationships, shock, Trust, Truth, Uncovering, unexpected

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5609	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	242	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you tired of mining away in the same old boring Minecraft server, only to realize that your fellow players are actually creepers in disguise? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and uncover the shocking truth about your fellow players – maybe that friendly villager is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon, or perhaps that pesky skeleton is just misunderstood and really just wants to be friends!

Embark on epic quests, uncover hidden secrets, and forge alliances with unlikely allies as you navigate the treacherous world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover that the person you thought was your best friend is actually a master builder who’s been secretly sabotaging your creations all along!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft!

PhillyCraft: Hanwha Shipyard

Acquisition, global trade, Hanwha, Hanwha acquisition, Hanwha investment, international acquisition, Korean business, Korean business expansion, korean economy, Korean expansion, Korean investment, Korean investment in U.S., Korean shipbuilder, Korean shipbuilding industry, maritime industry, Philly Shipyard, Philly Shipyard acquisition, PhillyCraft, shipbuilding industry, Shipyard, U.S. manufacturing, U.S. shipbuilding

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1926
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9535
Ores Mined:	2032	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

lol, u ever wanted to sail the high seas in minecraft but u dont wanna build ur own ship? well, have i got the server for u! join us and sail on ships built by the legendary korean shipbuilders from hanwha! u heard that right, korean shipbuilders in the u.s.! come sail with us and experience the luxury of a ship built with a $100M acquisition, cuz why settle for anything less, amirite? join now and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life!