SimpleMineCraft.Ru – Minecraft Fantasy server

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2502
Chimeras Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Crops Grown:	9965	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4036	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9311
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Star Shards Collected:	198	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Runes Activated:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	2465	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7857
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
New Chunks Explored:	866245	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	6520	Crops Grown:	7897
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ores Mined:	7164

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Farms Harvested:	908
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	5178	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Potions Brewed:	108

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Chimeras Created:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1268
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	102/100	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2611	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3