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PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	520	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyMyths

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7436	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

bigger dicks, BROWN, civilized, Crafty, crave by women, ethinically chink, filipino men, Gay, gets mogged, handsome, hate, hates china, loves china, Malaysian, Malaysian Men, Men, Minecraft, Monkey looking, pajeets, Server, taller, Thread

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Animals Bred:	117	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Undead x Unluck: The Final Arc – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Arc, Axed, CANCELLED, ending, fan theories, FINAL, final arc, Manga, Manga community, manga readers, Minecraft, ongoing series, Rumors, shonen jump, smp, speculation, Undead, undead x unluck, undead x unluck anime, undead x unluck axed, undead x unluck ending, undead x unluck final arc, undead x unluck manga, undead x unluck speculation, Unluck

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the craziest adventure of your life as we navigate through the final arc that started 2 years ago.

Rumor has it that undead x unluck was axed, but that’s just a cover-up for the epic battles and insane plot twists that await you on our server. From fighting off hordes of undead mobs to uncovering ancient secrets, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we host wild parties and treasure hunts. And don’t even get me started on the legendary loot you can find if you’re brave enough to explore the depths of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ores Mined:	6729
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

TinderTales Minecraft Server

aita, Amsterdam trip, Australia trip, career frustrations, Cheating, creeping phone, Divorce, Europe trip, Insecurity, marriage issues, Marriage Repair, mental health, Minecraft, negative body language, self esteem, Server, Tinder adventures, tinder hookup, TinderTales, trust issues, wife’s friend

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Just like the OP’s wife and her new BFF Tammy, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will they be swiping left or right on Tinder? Will they be jet-setting off to exotic locations for more drama? The possibilities are endless!

And if you ever feel like you’re being an “asshole” in real life, rest assured that on our server, everyone’s a little bit of an asshole. So come on in, join the fun, and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5243	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Star Shards Collected:	97	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NICUinLawsGoneWild

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Complaints, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, family, healing, homecoming, in-laws, newborn, NICU, NICUinLawsGoneWild, pelvis, pumping, relationships, self-centered, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about traumatic birth experiences and annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until you cry (in a good way, not like when your daughter was stuck in your wife’s pelvis).

Our server is so fun, even your in-laws will want to join in on the action! Who needs family drama when you can be building epic structures and battling monsters in the virtual world? Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about family visits” policy, so you can game in peace without any passive-aggressive comments ruining your vibe.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with self-centered in-laws and traumatic NICU stays. Let’s game on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

UselessCarFeature – Minecraft SMP

Automotive Industry, automotive technology, car accessories, car customization, car design, car features, car gadgets, car innovation, car technology, car trends, car upgrades, luxury car features, Minecraft, modern car features, pointless car features, smp, unnecessary car features, useless car feature, useless car gadgets, UselessCarFeature

Have you ever joined a Minecraft SMP and thought, “Man, I wish I could drive a car in this blocky world”? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most useless car feature ever – a horn that only plays “Baby Shark” on repeat! Imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, annoying all your friends with the catchy tune of the century.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves to “Uptown Funk”.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our custom mini-game where you have to navigate a maze filled with chickens armed with laser guns? It’s like a poultry-themed version of laser tag, but with more feathers and explosions.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FoodFlashback1900s

1900s, culinary advancements, culinary discoveries, culinary evolution, culinary history, cultural shock, Food Industry, food innovation, food nostalgia, food technology, food trends, FoodFlashback1900s, gastronomic revolution, historical cuisine, historical recipes, new food, Surprising, traditional dishes, unexpected flavors, unusual ingredients

Step right up, folks, and join our Minecraft server where we serve up some seriously mind-blowing cuisine straight out of the 1900s! Imagine the look on people’s faces back then when they saw our menu items like avocado toast, sushi burritos, and cronuts. They would have thought we were wizards from the future serving up food from another dimension!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Bacon-Wrapped Unicorn Burger, a mythical delicacy that will have you questioning reality with every bite. And don’t even get us started on our signature dish, the Time-Traveling Tacos, made with ingredients sourced from different eras in history.

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, come join our server and feast like a time-traveling king! Who needs a DeLorean when you’ve got a Minecraft server serving up food that will blow your mind and taste buds?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	7081	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RoyalRainbow Minecraft Server

acceptance, equality, Historic, HUMAN RIGHTS, King, landmark, law, legislation, LGBTQ, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Monarchy, progressive, RIGHTS, RoyalRainbow, same sex, Server, signs, social change, thai, thailand

come join our minecraft server where the thai king himself has signed same-sex marriage into law in the game! now you can marry your minecraft buddy and have a virtual wedding with all your blocky friends as witnesses. build a rainbow castle together and live happily ever after in our pixelated paradise. who knew the thai king was such a progressive gamer? join now for the most epic love story in minecraft history!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SuicideCraft: No unauthorized capsule use!

Arrests, assisted death, assisted dying, assisted suicide, capsule, controversial cases, criminal charges, criminal investigation, end of life care, end-of-life decisions, ethical dilemmas, EUTHANASIA, law enforcement, legal issues, legal repercussions, suicide capsule, SuicideCraft, Swiss law, switzerland, unauthorised use, unauthorized, unauthorized actions

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t like blocky adventures and building stuff? well guess what, our server is the bomb diggity! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken. but this wasn’t any ordinary chicken, oh no. this chicken had laser eyes and could shoot fireballs out of its butt. it was epic.

then, there was another player who found a secret dungeon filled with treasure and diamonds. but beware, there were also evil bunnies guarding the loot. yes, evil bunnies. they had fangs and everything.

oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches? it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	8125
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Epic Ender Cell Prolif. Server

Cell, cell division, cell growth, Cell Proliferation, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, Ender, Endogenous opioid signalling, endogenous signalling, ependymal cells, Epic, neural stem cells, neurogenesis, neuroregeneration, opioid peptides, opioid receptors, opioid signalling, opioid therapy, pain management, Prolif, regenerative medicine, Server, spinal cells, spinal cord, spinal ependymal cell proliferation

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic adventure where endogenous opioid signalling regulates spinal ependymal cell proliferation. i know, sounds crazy right? but trust me, once u see those ependymal cells multiplying like crazy, u’ll be hooked! plus, our server has the best virtual opioids in town, so u can really get that high while u play. join now for the trip of a lifetime!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Rocket League Esports is a competitive video gaming league based on the popular game Rocket League. Players compete in teams to score goals by driving rocket-powered cars and utilizing various tactics and strategies to outmaneuver their opponents. The eSports scene has gained popularity in recent years, with professional players and teams competing in tournaments for cash prizes and glory. Rocket League Esports has a growing fanbase and is considered one of the premier eSports leagues in the world.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Magic Items Found:	1070	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Quantum Project Minecraft Server

Achievements, Bosses, Dungeons, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, STICKERS

Rpg Bosses Dungeons Quests Achievements Stickers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	2667
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4973

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Foxden: Not-so Vanilla Foxes Surviving Mischief Pranks on 1.20.1

1.20.1, Abuse, age-restriction, Ban, Community, consent, Discord, Farms, Foxden, foxes, Griefing, Homophobia, java, Map, Minigame, Mischief, Moderator, Notso, Plugins, pranks, Property, PvP, racism, Reset, Semi Vanilla, Server, Slurs, stealing, Survival, Surviving, Vanilla, villagers, Whitelist

About Foxden Minecraft Server

About us	Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with some plugins to enhance gameplay.
Add-ons	Dynmap, No chat reporting, Carpet, and more. Plus small datapacks and tweaks.
Current Map Age	2 months old (no plans for reset)

Rules

1	Must be a member of the Discord
2	No slurs, homophobia, racism, abuse
3	No griefing, stealing, damaging
4	No using Farms or villagers without permission
5	No PvP/killing without consent

How to join

Join our Discord, read rules channel, react to message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in whitelist channel.

Join Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is there an age restriction?	There is no official age restriction, but discretion is advised.
What happens if I break the rules?	Moderators may warn, temp ban, or permaban based on their discretion.
Can I prank other players?	Pranks are allowed as long as they do not ruin another player’s work.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4