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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, Dutch, Dutch politics, DutchNews.nl, Effort, european union, foreign policy, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Netherlands, News, peace talks, Peacekeeping, peacekeeping mission, pm, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united nations

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Towns Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198

lol ok so like, dutch pm is all like “yo we should totally join ukraine peacekeeping thing” and we’re like “wait what, NL in ukraine? that’s cray cray” but then we’re like “hey maybe we should join too for the lolz” so come join our minecraft server where we make peace with creepers and zombies and stuff. it’s gonna be lit fam, trust me. come build a peace wall with us and protect the villagers from the evil ender dragon. it’s gonna be epic, join now before the dutch pm changes his mind and we miss out on all the fun!

ResentfulCraft – Keep Canada Happy!

Canada, Canada-US relations, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CONSERVATIVE, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Happy, international relations, leadership, NAFTA, North America, Poilievre, Politics, resentful neighbour, ResentfulCraft, Trade, trump, united states, Warning, Warns

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Animals Bred:	83
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

so, liek, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s liek, da bomb diggity, ya know? we got unicorns flyin’ around, shootin’ rainbows outta their butts and stuff. and, like, if u join, u get a free pet dragon dat breathes fire and can cook u s’mores. plus, we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and all dat good stuff. but, like, watch out for the evil llamas dat guard it, they spit acid and stuff. so, come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, cuz why not, eh?

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, challenge, Community, Discord, End.., Events, Experiment, Factions, gameplay, hang out, Ip:, Mature, Monuments, Nether, Playerbase, PvP, Roleplay, semi anarchy, Server, skill, Superflat, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Server Overview

Server Name	The Superflat Experiment
Age of Server	3 years old
Community	Tightknit community of regulars
Gameplay	100% vanilla
Features	Structures enabled, easy access to nether and end

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is Superflat.world

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is nearing 3 years old.

Q: What type of gameplay does the server have?

A: The server has 100% vanilla gameplay, meaning survival is based purely on skill.

Q: Are structures enabled on the server?

A: Yes, structures are enabled, allowing players to obtain most items in the game.

Q: How can I join the community?

A: Join the Discord server at discord.gg/dPmzXWreJD

Enchanted Grove Village 1.21.3

1.21.3, 22 years old, Adventure, alternative lifestyle, backpacking, bohemian, cute girl, dirty hippie girl, earthy, Enchanted, Exploration, free-spirit, Grove, Hippie, nature lover, Nomad, Off the beaten path, outdoor enthusiast, solo travel, travel, unconventional beauty, Village, Wanderlust, young adult

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6219

Yo bro, forget about those dirty hippie chicks, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t smell like patchouli, I promise. Plus, who needs real-life backpacking when you can explore endless virtual worlds from the comfort of your mom’s basement? Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you see our epic builds and meet our wacky community of players. So ditch the hiking boots and grab your virtual pickaxe, because this server is where the real adventure begins!

WeddingCrasherCraft

adoption, awkwardness, celebration, cousin, Decision making, Dilemma, exclusion, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family unity, Invitation, mopey behavior, relationships, sister, space limitations, stigma, Support, Wedding, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2477
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding celebration like no other, where the guest list is more exclusive than a VIP club in Ibiza.

Witness the epic showdown between cousins, uncles, and adopted sisters as they battle it out for a spot at the wedding. Will you choose family loyalty or the chance to party with your long-lost cousins?

With space limitations that rival a Tokyo subway during rush hour, you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to secure your invitation. But hey, who needs a formal invite when you can just show up and crash the party like a true Minecraft rebel?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for a wedding celebration that will go down in Minecraft history. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? Join us now, because this wedding is about to get lit!

DeserveBetterMC

DeserveBetterMC, deserved better, forgotten heroes, Historical figures, historical injustice, Marginalized, Mistreated, neglected, Overlooked, someone from history, tragic figures, unacknowledged, unappreciated, uncelebrated, Uncredited, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unrecognized, unremembered, unsung heroes, unvalued

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	163	Votes:	6294

Are you tired of boring old history books telling you about people who deserved better? Well, come join our Minecraft server and rewrite history yourself! Imagine a world where Cleopatra had a pet llama named Larry, or where Julius Caesar was actually a master chef who cooked up delicious creeper stew. On our server, you can create your own wacky alternate histories and have a blast doing it. So why settle for the same old stories when you can make history hilarious on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScholzCraft: Hit Back on Tariffs!

Hit, ScholzCraft, Tariffs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join this server because, like, the EU is gonna hit back on Trump tariffs, but, like, we got a deal that’s even better, man. like, you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a giant chicken into battle. it’s, like, totally epic, bro. so, like, come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, dude. it’s gonna be, like, so rad.

ClitCraft: Size Matters in Post-Op Fun

ClitCraft, clitoral position, clitoral shape, clitoral size, Clitoris, female anatomy, female sexual dysfunction, Fun, gynecology, matters.., Medical Studies, pelvic surgery, PostOp, postoperative, reproductive health, research, sexual anatomy, sexual function, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, SIZE, surgical outcomes, Women’s Health, women’s sexuality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like the clitoris of minecraft servers – small but mighty! just like how a woman’s clitoris is key to her sexual function, our server is key to your gaming experience!

join us and experience the magic of a server where clitoral size, position, and shape actually matter! forget about boring postoperative sexual function after surgery, on our server, the only surgery u need is a lobotomy to fully enjoy the insanity that awaits u!

so come on, join us and let’s get weird together! who knew that the key to a great minecraft server was all about the clitoris? but hey, we don’t make the rules, we just play by them – or not, cuz we’re too busy having a blast on our server!

LegendaryHardcore

brand new, danger, Discord, escape spawn, Griefing, Hardcore, Killers, LegendaryHardcore, New server, No Resets, permadeath, player heads, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, skill-based, Survival, Terrain, Trust no-one, untouched, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	7290
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

LegendaryHardcore Overview

Server Name	LegendaryHardcore
Server Type	Hardcore
Start Date	Less than a week ago
Features	Player Heads, PvP, Raiding, Griefing
IP	mc.legendaryhc.org
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What makes LegendaryHardcore different from other servers?

LegendaryHardcore is the only true hardcore server in Minecraft where if you die, you are Permanently Banned with no way to revive the account.

Is there a grace period for new players?

No, there is no grace period. PvP, raiding, and griefing is enabled from the start.

Are there any special features on the server?

Player Heads are dropped when a player dies, adding a unique aspect to the gameplay.

How can I escape spawn and the dangers lurking there?

The spawn radius is 2500, allowing players to move away from spawn and the potential threats.

Is the gameplay purely based on skill?

Yes, there are very few tweaks from the vanilla experience, so your survival is based on your skill and not external factors.

Mystic Craft Network 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Craft, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, mystic, Network, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	5653
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like, the craziest thing ever! We got all these official links that will blow your mind, like the website, the schedule, and even their Twitter accounts! And get this, they got characters like Lia, Utatane Nasa, and Hakushika Iori – all ready to rock your world in the game!

But wait, there’s more! You can also hang out with Fujikura Uruka, Shisui Michiru, and Tenma Maemi – it’s like a party in Minecraft, man! And don’t even get me started on Pipkin Pippa, Kaneko Lumi, and Dizzy Dokuro – they’re gonna make your gaming experience lit AF!

Oh, and did I mention they got Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, and Amanogawa Shiina too? It’s like a dream come true! So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin!

StepSisRage Minecraft Server

anger management, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Daughters, family, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, overreaction, parenting, protectiveness, Respect, Server, Siblings, stepdad, stepfamily, StepSisRage, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of virtual step-sibling rivalry like never before.

Imagine a world where step-siblings battle it out in epic Minecraft fights, where protecting your virtual mom is the ultimate goal. Will you be the hero who stands up to the rebellious step-siblings threatening to take over the virtual family? Or will you join forces with them and create chaos in the virtual household?

With insane stories like these happening every day on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Join now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft family drama adventure you’ve ever experienced!

NoPartyForYou

angry texts, anxiety, Boundaries, difficult guest, friendship, jokes, mental health issues, Movie, n-word, NoPartyForYou, oldest friends, overreaction, overstay, Party, social contracts, stop inviting, Super Bowl party, UNCOMFORTABLE, vape

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about inviting that one friend who always overstays their welcome! We understand the struggle of dealing with difficult guests, so we’ve created a server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time building and exploring.

Our server is a safe space where you can relax and enjoy playing without any vape clouds or inappropriate jokes. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a community of players who just want to have fun!

So if you’re tired of dealing with party guests like “John,” come join us and leave the stress behind. Build your own world, make new friends, and never worry about inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint. It’s time to say goodbye to the drama and hello to a new adventure on our server!

CringeCraftCelebs

BIZARRE, Celebrity, creepy, CringeCraftCelebs, disconcerting, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, eerie, FAMOUS, odd, off-putting, peculiar, public figure, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, unnerving, unsettling, unsettling behavior, unsettling presence, weird

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of being creeped out by celebrities and public figures? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape from the real world and build your own celebrity-free paradise! No more worrying about running into that one creepy celebrity that gives you the heebie-jeebies.

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build your dream world free from any creepy celebrities. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to banish any celebrity you find creepy to the depths of the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those creepy vibes for good!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

chancellor, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, Diversity, Europe, european union, extremism, far-right parties, German, Government, INCLUSIVE, international relations, KrautCraft, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, right wing, Server, Unity, Vance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so, like, ok, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find a secret portal to the land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. u know, like, the german chancellor tried to shut it down cuz he was jelly of our epic parties with the far-right llamas. but we were like, nah bro, we just wanna build cool stuff and ride on rainbow unicorns. so, like, join us and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. plus, we have free pizza every friday. u can’t miss out on that, right? so, like, join now and let’s make some epic memories together. party on, dudes! 🍕🦄🎉

NetCraft: Backing Israel, Holding Hostages

Alliance, BACKING, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Hamas, Holding, hostages, hostages crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, NetCraft, Politics, SECURITY, Support, Terrorism, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was so intense, bro.

also, like, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. it’s, like, totally magical, dude. you gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and, like, a million diamonds? yeah, it’s, like, the ultimate loot stash, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made, bro.

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	135	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9