Simp Survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchantments Applied:	269
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Runes Activated:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Magic Items Found:	1408	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1778
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	255	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	654749	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	9833	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3438	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Emeralds Found:	6902
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	293
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	874	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Forgive Her Now Server 1.21

Emotional healing, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and acceptance, forgiveness and growth, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness and love, forgiveness and peace, forgiveness journey, forgiveness meditation, forgiveness practice, forgiveness process, forgiveness quotes, forgiveness therapy, healing, letting go, moving on, relationships, releasing anger, releasing resentment, self-forgiveness, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5992
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	New Chunks Explored:	816494
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Yo, bros, forget about that drama and join this epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

You’ll be mining like a pro and building like a boss in no time. Plus, the community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether.

And don’t even get me started on the events – we’ve got more fun than a creeper in a fireworks factory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s craft some memories together!

ManlyMinerMinecraft SMP

Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male behavior, male bonding, male camaraderie, male characteristics, male culture, male experiences, male identity, male perspective, male pride, male privilege, male psychology, male traits, manhood, ManlyMinerMinecraft, Masculinity, smp, societal expectations, traditional masculinity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4139

Yo bros, do you like Minecraft? Do you like smashing blocks and building epic castles? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. It’s so lit, even Herobrine would be jealous.

Join us on this epic adventure where we fight dragons with our bare hands and ride pigs into battle. We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, but shhh, don’t tell anyone.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. They give us special powers like flying and shooting lasers from our eyes. It’s totally legit, bro.

So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem. Who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft SMP like this? Let’s go, gamers!

ProCraftinateStopCheatCode

Accountability, cheat code, discipline, efficiency, Focus, goal-setting, habits, mental toughness, motivation, organization, overcoming procrastination, Prioritization, ProCraftinateStopCheatCode, procrastinating, productivity, self-control, self-discipline, stop procrastinating, success, Time management, work ethic

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Buildings Constructed:	45	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of wasting hours procrastinating instead of building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cheat code to stop procrastinating! Join us and say goodbye to boring tasks and hello to endless adventures in a world where the only limit is your imagination.

Our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. We have secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned players, hidden treasures waiting to be discovered, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a legendary cheat code hidden somewhere in the depths of our server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unlock the cheat code to stop procrastinating once and for all!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2