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ZelenskyCraft: No Decisions Without Us!

Conflict Resolution, Decisions, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, Government, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, negotiation strategy, peace process, peace talks, political leadership, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, Warning, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	251	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	9434	Runes Activated:	6

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flyin’ around and talkin’ pigs givin’ out diamonds like candy. and get this, the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up.

oh, and did i mention that the ender dragon is actually just a big cuddly kitten that purrs when you pet it? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes every time you log in. i wished for a pizza that never runs out and now i’m livin’ the dream, baby.

so come on and join the fun, cuz if you don’t, zelensky might come after you and make you eat broccoli for eternity. ain’t nobody got time for that!

Project Ontos RPG

1830s, airships, Bloodlines, Conflicts, divinity, dragon riders, Gods, Industrial Revolution, Industry, marble temples, mystics, Mythology, Nations, Ontos, Project, pyrathos, Rich world, Roleplay, RPG, steam punk, Storytellers, Technology, Valvalia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	720	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	144
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Ontos RPG Server Overview

Server Name	Ontos RPG \|\| Where Industry Meets Divinity
Launch Date	Late Spring-Early Summer 2025
Server Theme	1830s Ontara, a world of steam-powered airships and divine secrets

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Server Features:

Unique combat system and skill tree
Magic system
Origins and classes
Regular story events and character-driven plot arcs
Collaborative worldbuilding opportunities

Requirements:

18+ age requirement
Experience with roleplay fundamentals
Commitment to regular participation
Respect for fellow players and server lore
Working microphone for voice events

Join Ontos RPG Discord Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement to join Ontos RPG?	Players must be 18 years or older to join the server.
What kind of roleplaying opportunities are available on Ontos?	Players can create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover mysteries, and shape the narrative through their choices.
How is Ontos RPG different from other Minecraft servers?	Ontos offers a unique blend of mythology, industrial revolution, dynamic story events, and collaborative worldbuilding.
Are there specific character creation rules on Ontos RPG?	Players are encouraged to follow the server’s lore and guidelines for creating characters within the world of Ontara.

Korean Dream Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, beauty practices, beauty standards, cultural norms, dream, feet aesthetics, feet in Korean culture, foot appearance, foot beauty, foot care, foot care routine, foot care tips, foot health, foot hygiene, Korean, korean beauty, Korean beauty standards, Korean beauty trends, korean culture, Korean feet, perception of feet, personal opinions, Realm, traditional beauty practices

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	217

This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of dancing potatoes.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of cheese.

We have more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection, so come mine to your heart’s content.

Our community is as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high, so get ready to make some new best friends.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

MarriedGamer Minecraft Server

Communication, console gaming, Differences, Emotional support, gaming pc, germany, hobbies, homesickness, Individuality, interests, love, Marriage, Marriage dynamics, MarriedGamer, Minecraft, PC Gaming, personal happiness, relationships, Server, Support, validation, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	1240	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to play video games as a married woman? Do you need a place where you can game in peace without someone questioning your life choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual fun. Build your dream world, explore new lands, and unleash your creativity without anyone telling you it’s a waste of time.

Forget about the haters and naysayers, here you can be yourself and game to your heart’s content. Who needs a husband who doesn’t understand the joy of gaming when you have a whole community of fellow gamers who have your back?

So come on over and join our server, where being a wife and future mom doesn’t mean you have to give up on your gaming dreams. Let’s show the world that being a gamer is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle!

MotherInLawGoneWild

Assertiveness, Boundaries, communication breakdown, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, decision paralysis, family dynamics, family relationships, family visits, guest etiquette, Hospitality, in-law relationships, living arrangements, mother-in-law, MotherInLawGoneWild, personal space, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	146
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	135

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your crazy mother-in-law drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from decision paralysis and wedding planning nightmares.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interference from overbearing in-laws. Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget all about saving face and family obligations.

So come on over and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Say goodbye to your mother-in-law and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

Skillz4SMP: Redstone Prodigy

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, networking, personal growth, problem solving, Prodigy, Redstone, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Bro, have you ever heard of this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the dopest place to be, like seriously. You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events. Like, one time we had a chicken riding contest and it was wild, bro. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig, trust me.

But that’s not even the best part, bro. We have this secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find where we stashed all our loot. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with llamas. It was hilarious, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and learn some mad skills like chicken riding and llama pranking, you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

LonelyCraft

abandoned cities, Apocalypse, deserted planet, Despair, eerie silence, empty streets, empty world, existential crisis, Exploration, fear, ISOLATION, last human, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, new beginning, post-apocalyptic, self reliance, solitude, surreal experience, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	596
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	13

Imagine waking up on our Minecraft server and finding out you’re the last player in the world! But don’t worry, you’re not alone because our server is filled with wacky NPCs like talking cows and dancing zombies.

Join our server for the chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure chocolate and ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep.

But be careful, because the evil Ender Dragon is plotting to steal all the cake in the world! Only you can stop him by completing ridiculous quests like finding the lost potato of power or taming a wild creeper.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate hero in a world where anything is possible (and totally bonkers)!

CraftyPearsonLandings

aircraft landing, airport incident, airport operations, airport procedures, airport protocol, airport response team, airport security, aviation incidents, aviation safety, CraftyPearsonLandings, emergency landing, emergency preparedness, emergency procedures, emergency response, flight emergency, Pearson airport, Pearson International Airport, Plane landing, Toronto, Toronto emergency services, Toronto News

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

LOLz come join dis amazin minecraft server where we make planes land in Toronto’s Pearson airport all da time! we gotz emergency situations happenin left and right, itz a thrill ride like no other! come join us for da chaos and craziness, you won’t regret it! Plus, our runway is made of diamonds so you can mine while you wait for da next plane to land! Join now for a wild ride you won’t find anywhere else!

Cell Craft: Protein Fit Discovery

ai, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, Cell, cell biology, computational biology, Craft, data analysis, discovery, drug development, drug discovery, fit, hidden rules, interior design, molecular design, new tool, pharmaceutical research, predictive modeling, protein, protein fitting, protein function, protein interactions, protein structure, proteins

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	4300
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6299
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have AI that reveals hidden interior design rules of the cell! yep, you heard it right, we got proteins fitting in places you never knew existed. this ain’t your average drug discovery, this is next level stuff. who needs boring old science when you can play minecraft and learn about cells at the same time? join now and uncover the mysteries of the universe, one block at a time.

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

Adventures, Anticheat, close to vanilla, Experience, fair footing, Griefing, History, java edition, Land Claims, Open, player freedom, Players, PvP, quality of life changes, Server, Stable server performance, Straight.., Survival, Vanilla, World Resets

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Server Information

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims or protections are not permitted on our server.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been wiped since the server’s founding.
Are there economy plugins?	No, we do not have any currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server.

Ethereal Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, CH, Cheese lover, Cheese puns, Cheesed to meet you, Cheesy, cheesy greeting, cheesy humor, cheesy introduction, Cheesy jokes, cheesy puns, dairy, Ethereal, Food, funny, Greeting, humor, introduction, Meeting, play on words, pun, Realm, Social Interaction

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a cheese dream come true!

We got cows that poop out blocks of cheese instead of milk, like what even is reality anymore?

And the creepers? Oh man, they explode into a shower of nacho cheese Doritos, it’s a snack attack every time you see one!

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a giant block of Swiss cheese flying around breathing fire that smells like melted cheddar.

So come on, join us and let’s get cheesy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, aita, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

WinterWindowWoes

closed window, Communication, Court, Damage, dead of winter, front door, Heat, LANDLORD, MAYHEM, misunderstanding, pet cat, power saving, RETALIATION, roommate, Screen, stray cat, street cat, trashed stuff, Winter, WinterWindowWoes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy cats, closed windows, and heated arguments.

Experience the thrill of accidentally trapping your roommate’s secret pet cat in their room, only to have it wreak havoc and leave a mess everywhere. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where closing windows in the dead of winter can lead to epic battles and outrageous accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right in your Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

CreeperCraze Minecraft SMP

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, creepy, Daunting, Disturbing, eerie, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, Horror, Minecraft, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-chilling, spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya, the scariest sentence I ever heard was when I joined this Minecraft SMP and the admin was like “If you don’t join, a creeper will explode in your face in real life!” I was like whaaat?! So I joined immediately because I ain’t messin’ with no real life creepers, man. And let me tell you, this server is lit af. We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, the admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons to fight for us. It’s wild, man. So if you wanna avoid real life creepers and have a blast, you gotta join this server ASAP, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

HustleCraft

creative outlet, entrepreneurial venture, extra income, financial independence, flexible schedule, freelance work, gig economy, HustleCraft, independent contractor, money-making hobby, multiple streams of income, online platform, part time job, passion project, pursuing dreams, second job, self-employment, side business, side gig, side hustle, work from home

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is the perfect place to show off your side hustle skills.

Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft entrepreneur. Sell virtual lemonade on the streets of our bustling virtual city, or start your own virtual pet grooming business. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your side hustle shine! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – or get caught up in a wild adventure you’ll never forget.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	5902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	894
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4