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CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Magic Items Found:	6289
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	189	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Potions Brewed:	151	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Animals Bred:	88
Potions Brewed:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	3622
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	624	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8163
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5419
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9239
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	9095	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4108
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Towns Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Magic Items Found:	7609	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	805	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2