| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 2436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 670114 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 133 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 6645 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Animals Bred: | 150 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7258 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1499 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?
But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9842 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8009 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2004 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 8936 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3677 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3310 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8694 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6090 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3253 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9658 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2096 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6310 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1744 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 3116 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5968 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 23 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 3267 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 6499 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5808 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3683 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 903 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 94 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9379 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
