SillySMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, BIZARRE, dumb, dumb question, Foolish, IDIOTIC, illogical, incoherent, irrational, Ludicrous, MINDLESS, Minecraft, Nonsensical, nonsensical comment, nonsensical conversation, nonsensical response, nonsensical statement, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly remark, SillySMPChats, smp, Unintelligible

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of chickens playing poker. And don’t even get me started on the giant pink sheep that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, a mysterious figure who only communicates through interpretive dance and riddles. Rumor has it that if you can solve his latest riddle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet panda named Sir Fluffybottoms.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5254	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Gods Slained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Buildings Constructed:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4289	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7544
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5