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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere, or participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

Our community is filled with quirky characters like Bob the Creeper Whisperer, who can tame even the most explosive mobs with a single stare, and Sally the Sheep Herder, who can knit you a sweater out of wool faster than you can say “baa.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	7018	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Potions Brewed:	146
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Worldofemilys Server

Worldofemilys server! HeadDrops mineable spawners factions and more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	485
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftCity

Precious stones protection (Obsidian). SMP, PVP, Skyblock Co-Op, creative and hardcore maps (Multiverse).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TheSkyCraftiers

Economy, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

So far we offer: ● Survival, (Vanilla) (Hardcore factions) ● Skyblock ● Creative ● Minigames ● Prison

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Just2Play

Just2Play awaits you with PvP plugins,party MobArena and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JustPVP

Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding

Why not come and start your Minecraft adventure at TNTCraft?

Thats fine, we have it all sorted for you!

Running Factions, ObsidianDestroyer, MobArena and plenty of custom plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magic Items Found:	1769	Rune Stones Activated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	578660	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockHeads

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

100 percent Vanilla, All Natural, with No Added Plug-ins or Artificial Mods… pure Minecraft. True Survival with no kits, no ranks… everybody on same playing level.

No Plug-ins means that we always run the latest version of mc, no waiting for latest version for REAL up-to-date Minecraft enthusiasts that are looking for a REAL Challenge!

BlockHeads is “deliberately different” from the other servers. We strive to provide a family friendly place for die-hard MineCraft lovers who enjoy struggling to survive. If you are looking for special privileges this is NOT the server for you. Players will have to WORK to achieve greatness. everyone has equal game-related abilities and privileges, there are NO OP players. The rules are SIMPLE: Play MineCraft… Have Fun… Dont Annoy People. If you find joy in annoying other people… you won’t last long here. If you are ready for a challenge… come join us!

Latest Version ◊ Real Survival ◊ Real Vanilla

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Bubbas Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

ABOUT Bubba’s Survival [IP: mc.BubbasSurvival.com]

1.8.3 compatible Minecraft Server Herobrine Awaits You! Yes the legend is true…! Bubbas SURVIVAL has a beautiful spawn world, 2 Survival worlds, easy and hard modes, SkyBlock and Creative. Very friendly, nice and easygoing mature staff atmosphere. Do you want to play SURVIVAL only? Do you miss they way MineCraft was meant to be played? Look no further… We are an American based server with up to 100 slots, A claiming system in place to protect your precious builds from unwanted griefers. We are setup with MCBans, Prism, GroupManager, Essentials, WorldGuard, WorldEdit, GriefProtection, Dynmap and World Border. Ranks are: Owner, Admin, Mod, Trustee, Master, Expert, Adept and Default player. You can set homes by naming them, TP to friends and back home again. TP BACK to the unfortunate death spot to pick up all you hard mining work you will never loose again. Helpful and friendly staff. Build a house, build a town or build a city… Go out there and SURVIVE with friends or go at it alone. come join the fun and get started up with a small community of friends. We take care of each other…

Hope to see you soon… Look us up on the website at: http://www.BubbasSurvival.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Emeralds Found:	3684	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Towns Built:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	606

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dimensions Apart Novus

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Dimensions Apart: Novus brings back all of the things you love about survival economy and more. With just a kit of wooden tools, you are forced to go out into the wilderness and work your way up from rags to riches. You have access to a balanced economy where you are free to buy and sell your worth. There are infinite resources at your disposal, from traders in Novus to other players scattered across the continent. You are never without endless adventure, adrenaline, and opportunity on Dimensions Apart.

Starting Off: When you first join, you will be in Novus, the spawn town of the world of Dimensions Apart. Novus is home to a myriad of shops, traders, rental spaces, apartments, market stalls, and exploration. Your first kit is noticeable as it contains diamonds among other goods. You are given the opportunity to start by walking through a simple portal to enter a dimension of your choice where you will meet other players and monsters.

The world is divided into quadrants, with roads segmenting them. You will get to know the players in your area, as you depend on them for materials not found at spawn and also for companions in quests and common travel. It is great advice to make friends and get to know and trust those closest to you.

Welcome to a different world of nostalgia, challenges, and intrigue. Welcome to Dimensions Apart: Novus.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6047	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Derp Islands

Derpislands is a Bukkit server running off of the latest beta or recommended build. The server features an Essentials economy with Citizens and block logging with Logblocks. Once spawned you’ll have direct access to the spawn world, and it’s nether. The server offers multiple world and gametypes from vanilla survival, player-versus-player survival, creative, and several quarry worlds that can be accessed through an optional registration at our forums, derpislands.com.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

XyionGaming

Join Xyion Craft now! IP:XyionGaming.mcserver.ws

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	127
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1920
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Enchantments Applied:	86
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Engamma Craft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Engamma is a server with many features!

As soon as you log in you will get free enchanted items and plenty of diamonds/food to get yourself started!

Come join this amazing towny adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KoonKraft

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

KoonKraft Network

Hello there! We would like to invite you to our Minecraft server, KoonKraft. We are a pvp-oriented server that enjoys giving the best fun possible to our players with our setups and game modes. Available Game Modes: – Factions Claim land, build a team, and raid others. This is our most popular server. Thousands of factions have been created and it keeps going. – Prison Another of our popular game modes, prison was the second gamemode on the KoonKraft network. Mine and sell resources to rank up and get better.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	972416	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Xaloria

Welcome to Xaloria! Here are some of our primary in-game features…

1. We are a well-established 3-year old server 2. We offer PvP and PvE experiences including Land Claiming, Parties, and McMMO 3. We are virtually lag-free and are almost always online. 4. We have been recognized for our friendly community. 5. We hold democratic elections for Mods. 6. We never force our players to donate or vote.

At Xaloria, our goal is to give you a fun and memorable experience with an active community and a stable server infrastructure. We just celebrated our third official birthday as a server and aren’t going anywhere anytime soon so your builds will be safe. Give us a shot. I promise you won’t be disappointed if you’re looking for a fun and laid back server.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	914101	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BiberCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

BiberCraft – more than just a name

It’s difficult to summarize BiberCraft in a short description, because this server had and has a lot to offer, even for me (the writer in the background), a lot of experiences accompany its history. Despite numerous changes to the in-house map and public buildings and changes in the team over the years, BiberCraft has always remained true to itself in form and concept, and nothing else really matters.

Since its founding at the end of 2010, the name has stood for survival, a world full of experiences and efforts. Anyone can obtain the building materials for a chic villa themselves and lay the foundation stone themselves; building is at least as important as mining and trading. It stands for vanilla, pure and unchanged gaming pleasure. It stands for play, a long series of plug-ins (and a not to be underestimated number of them from our own production) and competition. It stands for security from troublemakers and spoilsports, structure and fairness. It stands for a lively community in the game and forum, politeness, friendliness, almost a family in which everyone knows each other by name and enjoys interacting with each other, newcomers are greeted with a big welcome from all sides and no one gets lost in the hustle and bustle of the crowds .

BiberCraft means variety and fun. We offer something for every taste and every direction, and we want it to stay that way. Our declared goal is to provide players with the most entertaining and pleasant atmosphere possible in their free time, which spreads joy.

And that applies to everyone, players and team members alike.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	6801
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

German Infected Gamers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.