SILJealousStickMud

3d printing, Apology, Communication, Confrontation, family, football, humor, inside joke, jealous, Lesbian, misogynistic, misunderstanding, prank, relationship, SIL, SILJealousStickMud, sister-in-law, snl, stick in the mud, totinos, tradition

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	2003	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Animals Bred:	196

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	5426
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LifeChanger in Minecraft SMP

behavior change, big impact, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy choices, healthy lifestyle, incremental progress, life improvement, lifechanger.., mindfulness practice, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal growth, positive habits, positive mindset, productivity boost, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, small change, smp, Time management

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft when suddenly you stumble upon this wild SMP server. And let me tell you, this server is like no other. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me hit you with some outrageous reasons:

1. The admin is a talking llama who only communicates through interpretive dance. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama do the Macarena.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take over the server. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours.

3. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and talking creepers. It’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

4. We have a player who has built an entire castle out of nothing but baked potatoes. Yes, you read that right. Potatoes. And they’re recruiting followers to worship the almighty spud.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineRichShook

affluent individuals, elite society, extravagant habits, extravagant lifestyles, eye-opening moments, financial excess, high society, jaw-dropping encounters, lavish spending, luxury living, millionaire mindset, MineRichShook, money talks, opulent experiences, privileged class, shocking encounters, social status, ultra rich, unexpected behavior, wealth disparity, Wealthy

Have you ever seen a billionaire ride a diamond-encrusted llama through a field of emerald blocks? Well, get ready to experience that and more on our Minecraft server! Our players are so rich, they build houses out of solid gold and bathe in pools of enchanted golden apples. Join us for a chance to rub elbows with the elite of the Minecraft world and maybe even score some valuable loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret vault filled with stacks of emerald blocks and diamond armor! So come on in and see how the other half mines – you won’t believe your pixelated eyes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

HackCraft Minecraft Server

Austria, cyber attack, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, disinformation campaign, election security, elections, Espionage, foreign interference, government hacking, HackCraft, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, political interference, Russian hackers, Server

come join our epic minecraft server where russian hackers attacked austria ahead of the elections but don’t worry, we have magical unicorns guarding our precious diamonds and gold! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in our world. join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and battle giant creepers with laser eyes. trust us, you won’t find a crazier server out there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AmmoCraft: Ukrainian Strike!

ammo depot, AmmoCraft, arms control, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, international conflict, Iranian missiles, MIDDLE EAST, military escalation, military intervention, military operation, military strike, missile storage, political tensions, regional instability, russia, strike, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, war zone

Yo, so like, dis server be da bomb diggity, just like dat Ukrainian strike on a Russian ammo depot storing Iranian missiles! Join dis server if you wanna blow stuff up and cause chaos like a real-life international incident. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot. Trust me, you ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s start some fireworks, baby!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

PauseCraft: Embryo Edition

attachment, brief period, cell division, cell growth, early stages, Edition, embryo, embryonic development, embryonic diapause, fertility, Fetal development, human development, human embryo, pause button, PauseCraft, potential discovery, Pregnancy, reduced development, reproductive biology, reproductive health, researchers, scientific research, uterine lining

join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a secret “pause button” like in the earliest stages of human development but in minecraft world!!! u can enter embryonic diapause and slow down ur character’s development, reduce cell division, and basically stop time in the game!!! it’s like a cheat code but cooler because it’s a secret feature on our server only!!! come join us and experience the weirdest and most mind-blowing gameplay ever!!! who needs uterine lining when u have minecraft diapause, right?!?! come play with us and be part of this crazy discovery!!!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.