Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Love Letters Sent: 19
Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Towns Built: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyLove Minecraft Server

    CraftyLove Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

    On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

    Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

    So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ConcertCrazeMC

    ConcertCrazeMC
    Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

    Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

    So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 7982
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

    Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios: The Yawn – Now with EXTRA Sunburn! No Square Sunscreens Needed! Join now for some SPF fun!

    Helios Minecraft Server

    Favorite Plugins Favorite Mods

    The Helios Minecraft server combines both mods and plugins to offer an enhanced gameplay experience. The server features a roleplay-based Age Progression system, where players can influence the course of the game’s development.

    For more information and to join the server, visit our Discord here (Recommended 4GB RAM allocated) or use the Modpack here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by visiting our Discord and following the instructions provided.
    What are the server’s main features? The server features a mix of popular plugins and mods, a roleplay-based Age Progression system, and player engagement through building towns and nations.
    Is there any IP address to connect to the server? No, you can join the server through Discord without requiring an IP address.
    What system requirements are recommended for the server? We recommend allocating at least 4GB of RAM to ensure smooth gameplay.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • China Posters Minecraft Server

    China Posters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the land is filled with mysterious China posters! Legend has it that a group of mischievous pandas snuck into the server and plastered them everywhere as a prank. But don’t worry, these posters hold secret clues to hidden treasures and epic loot. Join us and unravel the mystery of the China posters while embarking on wild adventures with your fellow players. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP

    Bootlicking Hog Cope Documentary Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between bootlicking hogs and deranged cultists! We have a thriving community of piggies and crazed followers ready to duke it out in epic battles for supremacy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of keks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a server experience like no other!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server

    FoodieFiesta Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring and ordering food for your friends is considered a crime! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this player who tried to be a good host but ended up being accused of being “controlling” for ordering pizza.

    On our server, you can expect unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this story. Who knew that trying to feed your friends could lead to such a heated debate? But fear not, on our server, we embrace all kinds of crazy situations and turn them into unforgettable experiences.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything can happen, where ordering food can spark a controversy, then look no further! Join us now and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even end up in a similar situation, ordering pizza for your virtual friends and starting a virtual food fight. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • BoobCraft: Table Edition

    BoobCraft: Table Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about accusations of “putting yourself on display”!

    Join us and experience a world where your only concern is finding diamonds, not dealing with jealous fiancées who can’t handle your epic gaming skills. Plus, with our virtual tables, you won’t have to worry about uncomfortable boob squishing incidents – unless, of course, you’re building a boob-shaped house, in which case, more power to you!

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will accuse you of being a show-off or a slut for simply playing the game. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper

    ExesCraft: Love is a Creeper
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as getting back with your ex? Well, look no further because our server is like that crazy ex who keeps things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic PvP battles, and more drama than a soap opera. Who needs closure when you can have chaos? So come on, join us and let’s see if this relationship can work out better than your last one!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion

    CraftyNavalnyPrisonPotion
    lol come join our minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life!! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure!!

    rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a bird!! plus, we have a secret society of ninja turtles who will teach you their ways of stealth and combat!!

    oh, and did we mention that the server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can meet aliens and ride on space whales?? yea, it’s pretty wild.

    so what are you waiting for?? join now and become a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe!!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SkyDragon Minecraft server

    SkyDragon Minecraft server

    **Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**

    ? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!

    ? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!

    ⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!

    ? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!

    ? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!

    Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 9182
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    "Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Bedrock Only
    Current Players 5
    Features Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District
    Age Requirement 13 or older

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel.
    What if I am under 13 years old? Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server.
    What is the server’s theme? The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district.
    Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server

    Crafty Twitch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us and become part of our exclusive Twitch startup creative freedom VTubing group where you can unleash your wildest virtual fantasies.

    Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.

    So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5261 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times

    Minecraft SMP: Septem BEAR-y Good Times
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because SeptemBEAR is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?

    So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1257
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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