SilentSMPChamp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Votes:	8639

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2557
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Divine Spears Created:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magic Items Found:	3540	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	296
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Animals Bred:	159	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ores Mined:	5664
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Items Found:	5098	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dimension Hops:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4676	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1533
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	8696
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9811
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1383
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Players:	90/400	Votes:	8671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2