Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no lazy SILs mooching off their family members!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in the land of Virginia Beach, there was a family vacation planned. But one brave soul, tired of dealing with a lazy, mooching SIL, decided to exclude her from the trip. And thus, a legendary server was born where you can build your own empire without any unwanted family drama!

Join us now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Build, explore, and conquer without any entitled relatives ruining your fun. Trust us, it’s a vacation you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!

    RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

    3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

    4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.

    So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Crops Grown: 3596 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 1982 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Animals Bred: 25 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mines Excavated: 2739
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Farms Harvested: 322 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 8026
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Farms Harvested: 607 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Emeralds Found: 7080
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Crops Grown: 6993 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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