A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
# 𝗦𝗹𝗲𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 We are Java & Bedrock compatible !
Crowed control for streamers on any platform for your viewers to interact with your game play !
𝗦𝗠𝗣 with loads of features, like custom biomes and items, claim protection player markets, oneplayer sleep, custom fishing, herobrine boss and so much more
𝗖𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗼𝘁𝘀 build what ever your heart desires on your plot
𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 like parkour, bedwars, party games, monopoly and more !
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
1. We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
2. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. You haven’t lived until you’ve been defeated by a llama in a diamond helmet.
3. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race through obstacle courses in the sky. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re fighting for your life.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.
We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Clucky who thinks he’s a ninja.
But the real reason you should join? We have a Swedish language class every Tuesday where we try to seduce each other with phrases from Swedish porn. Trust us, it’s not as sexy as you think.
So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of pork chops. You’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its ears. Rumor has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons dance the night away to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples scattered all over the map! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by none other than the mystical Rainbow Sheep Queen. Join forces with her and conquer the land with your colorful wooly warriors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your blocky life! Just remember, drama queens need not apply – we’re too busy having fun to deal with any of that nonsense.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
With exclusive appearances from President Trump himself, you’ll feel like you’re in the Oval Office while mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that Liz Harrington is secretly the best Minecraft player in the world and will challenge you to a build-off!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden messages and secret codes just like Trump’s tweets. Can you decode them all and unlock the ultimate treasure chest?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’ll be huge! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 2303 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players
For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21
Rules:
1 Don’t destroy anything
2 You don’t have to follow the rules
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 879398 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?
So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
**Join Our New SMP!**
**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!
**Features:** – Custom Enchants – Economy:** – Custom Skills & Leveling System:** – Land Claims:**
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal
MineZones is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!
Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.
Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!
Discord: discord.gg/minezones
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 54 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
