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DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	4104

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	283
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	56
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9099

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	3712
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	93	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1371	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3230	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Votes:	8275

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3900
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!

DadDebtDilemma

bills, christmas gifts, communication breakdown, DadDebtDilemma, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, Filipino culture, financial responsibilities, Financial Stability, financial struggles, financial support, heartbroken, inflation, long distance family, monthly allowance, parental expectations, Resentment, sibling support, standing my ground, unappreciated

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5988	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of family drama and financial stress in real life? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about bills or demanding family members. No more chaotic group chats or ungrateful relatives – just peaceful mining and crafting.

Join now and leave all the drama behind! Build your own balikbayan boxes filled with virtual goodies and enjoy a stress-free virtual life. And don’t worry, we won’t ask for extra money for Christmas – in fact, we’ll give you virtual gifts instead!

Escape to our server, where the only chaos is caused by creepers and the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep. Say goodbye to real-life family issues and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Players:	95/300	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	2704
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2