Siegepol | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	968071
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	215
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ores Mined:	8801	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	3712	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Animals Bred:	182
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Star Shards Collected:	237
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	9291

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	253
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	317	Star Shards Collected:	118
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	376
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32