Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you like to quick fuck… I mean, quick build! Our server is filled with players who are always up for a challenge and love to see who can build the craziest structures in the shortest amount of time. It’s a race against the clock and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for a week!

But that’s not all, we also have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to ride a pig around the server like a king for a day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn all dirt blocks into cake!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers blowing up your base. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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