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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2459 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
We have a strict no-Trump policy, so you won’t have to worry about any ridiculous bans or anti-LGBTQ+ rules here. Our community is all about inclusivity and acceptance, so you can be yourself without fear of discrimination.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where you can hide out from any impending bloodbaths or wars. Who needs real-world drama when you can just chill in your virtual safe haven?
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-world nonsense behind. Because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with Trump’s shenanigans.