ShroomCraft: The Happy Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	4377	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Votes:	4149	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Towns Built:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	252
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Love Letters Sent:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	6523
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crops Grown:	9391	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	567
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	3728
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	229	Mines Excavated:	2634
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!