Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Crops Grown: 3153
Animals Bred: 50 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyPrideMC

    CraftyPrideMC
    Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Clown Based Minecraft Server

    Clown Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

    We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

    Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

    Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

    We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

    So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • JobBlock Minecraft Server

    JobBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

    Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

    So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 8807
    Alien Abductions: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ShoelessSpouseCraft

    ShoelessSpouseCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Villages Defended: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

    ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!
    Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

    DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

    imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

    as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

    so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 289810 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyUkrainianWarfare

    CraftyUkrainianWarfare
    LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

    Blocky Problems Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBae Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Villages Defended: 14 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Emeralds Found: 4669
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1414

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NoPlansNoNiece

    NoPlansNoNiece
    Are you tired of babysitting your niece and missing out on all the fun in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from annoying family responsibilities!

    Join our server and leave your real-life drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with your virtual friends. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome mobs – all without a care in the world!

    Don’t let your sister guilt-trip you into babysitting again. Instead, join our server and become the hero of your own story. Who needs family when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 50 Gods Slained: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Hatewatchers United

    Hatewatchers United
    Are you tired of being surrounded by people who worship a certain movie or TV show that you just can’t stand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where all the characters from that annoying show have been banished to a faraway island where they can’t bother you anymore. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and laugh maniacally as you watch those pesky characters try to survive without their precious fans. Trust us, it’s a cathartic experience you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

    GameGrumps is a popular YouTube channel and entertainment duo consisting of Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan. Known for their Let’s Play videos, reviews, and comedic commentary on various video games, GameGrumps has gained a large following since its inception in 2012. With a mix of nostalgia, humor, and genuine friendship, they have become a beloved staple in the gaming community.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 453
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • 🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the perfect place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts, where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous amounts, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to improve your gaming experience. Improve your things with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and participate in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss your chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 32
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Bedrock SMP: Where creepers celebrate birthdays and skeletons do the macarena!

    Insomniacs SMP Overview

    Name Insomniacs SMP
    Platform BEDROCK
    Discord Link Join us on Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? In order to join the server, you must verify yourself by filling out a 3 question form and providing proof by SS.
    Is the Discord link safe? Yes, the Discord link is safe to use.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magic Items Found: 7644
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7351 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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