Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dimension Hops: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Magic Items Found: 4465
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Villages Defended: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7627
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 153

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4519 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Runes Activated: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ores Mined: 2439
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Ores Mined: 8527

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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