ShroomCraft: The Happy Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5340
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Verdict on Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a group of villagers who challenged them to a dance-off for the ultimate prize: a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out with golden carrots as their weapons. The winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

So, what’s the /vt/erdict? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TalentCrush Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only talent you need is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the cool kids with the most attractive talents!

Join us if you have the amazing talent of taming creepers and making them your loyal pets. Imagine riding into battle on a giant exploding green monster, now that’s talent!

Or maybe you have the unique ability to communicate with Endermen and convince them to do your bidding. Need a new house built? Just ask your Enderman buddy to teleport some blocks for you!

And let’s not forget about the players who can summon lightning storms at will. Need to clear out a pesky mob farm? Just zap it with some lightning and watch the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the talents are as wild and wacky as the players themselves, join us now and show off your most attractive talent!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ores Mined:	1021	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crops Grown:	4892	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyQuestionsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AlJazeeraCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier raids than Israel shutting down Al Jazeera in Ramallah! Our admins are like ninja warriors, swooping in and causing chaos like you’ve never seen before.

One time, we had a giant battle between players dressed as Al Jazeera reporters and players dressed as Israeli soldiers. It was wild, man. The Al Jazeera reporters were throwing virtual cameras at the soldiers, while the soldiers were building virtual walls to protect themselves.

And don’t even get me started on our epic base in Ramallah. It’s like a virtual fortress, with traps and secret passages everywhere. You’ll feel like a real-life spy sneaking around and causing mischief.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	279
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hezboomb: PrecisionCraft – Blowin’ Up Blocks!

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join our epic minecraft server and blow stuff up like a pro! we have the most insane explosions that will make you feel like a terrorist mastermind. our intel on targets is so precise, you’ll be blowing up blocks with surgical precision. become the ultimate hezbollah warrior in the world of minecraft and show off your detonation skills. join now and start causing chaos in the most explosive way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8592
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockyKicks: Just Do It

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join this epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear sunglasses. why join, you ask? well, because our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs instead of exploding.

rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden village, you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will grant you three wishes. one player even claimed they found a unicorn riding a roller coaster made of rainbows.

our server is so lit, even herobrine himself asked to join the fun. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Tau Tangle Terminator Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we DESTROY tau tangles like a boss! forget about boring old therapy, we selectively remove aggregated tau proteins and improve your gaming skills like never before. our players have seen their neurodegeneration symptoms slow down and their motor function improve drastically. it’s like a miracle cure for your minecraft skills! join now and level up like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

arcadius earth

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If you’re a Minecraft fan looking for a fresh and exciting twist, playing on a Minecraft Earth server where you can create your own country and engage in PvP with factions.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – flying llamas that shoot fireballs out of their butts! Join now for a chance to ride a giant chicken into battle and conquer the land with your army of explosive sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Items Found:	2293	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

> /v/irgin Anons Can’t Handle Fortnite… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing with noobs who can’t handle the intensity of Fortnite? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real gamers hang out. We don’t mess around with those casuals from /v/, we’re all about hardcore gaming here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and pulling off epic pranks on your fellow players. Rumor has it that one player even built a working roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – talk about adrenaline rush!

So if you’re ready to step up your game and show everyone what you’re made of, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to leave your noob status at the door, because only the strongest survive in this wild world of blocky adventures.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PreggoSILCryinWhyNameChange

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this crazy family dynamic, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us if you want a server where you can change your name 25 times and still have people questioning your choices. We promise not to judge your in-game name, no matter how “old-fashioned” or “vintage” it may be.

And if you’re looking for a server where hormones run wild and tempers flare, you’ve come to the right place. Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like this family feud over a name.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, tears, and maybe even a few laughs. Who knows, you might just find yourself changing your Minecraft name multiple times too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MisconceptionHaterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky world! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have tea parties with creepers!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Taco Bell, where you can feast on spicy zombie flesh tacos!

So say goodbye to boring misconceptions about Minecraft servers and join us for a wild ride of insanity and shenanigans! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TearCraft: Cry and Build!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you cry tears of boredom? Well, look no further because our server will make you cry tears of joy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking cows. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So come on, join our server and prepare to laugh until you cry (happy tears, of course)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Crops Grown:	4123
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7677

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Trash Bottle Energy

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can turn trash into treasure like dat coca-cola bottle! we got magic potions, we got luxury items, we even got tooth-rotting garbage if u into dat kinda thing! come join da fun and see what crazy adventures await u! who knows, maybe u’ll find a diamond sword in a pile of junk or ride a flying pig into battle! anything is possible on dis server, so come on and join da madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	2596
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.