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EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	174	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mines Excavated:	3343	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	246	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Emeralds Found:	6705

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	58
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Towns Built:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9158
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Star Shards Collected:	215	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	59
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Emeralds Found:	691	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mines Excavated:	4155	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Buildings Constructed:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
New Chunks Explored:	849322	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Crops Grown:	1672
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1