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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 711 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where everyone busts out their best Fortnite dances. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, no strings attached. Like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of this insanity?
So, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, off-the-walls Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Just make sure to shower at least once a week, cuz nobody likes a stinky Steve, amirite? Let’s do this, broskis!