Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t encounter any sweaty odors like in the story above! Our server is filled with fresh, clean air and virtual flowers that never need gardening.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from smelly distractions. Our virtual showers are always available for those who need a quick rinse before getting down to business (building, of course).

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that stinks is the Creeper explosions! So come on, join us and leave the sweat and misunderstandings behind.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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