Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crops Grown: 3212
Dimension Hops: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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