Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Join us for a wild ride filled with showers, saunas, and prison commutes. Our players are so fresh and so clean, you’ll feel like you’re in a luxury spa resort.

But beware, the weather is hot and the inmates are restless. Can you survive the intense workout sessions and still have time to build your dream castle? Only the bravest and cleanest players can conquer this server.

So come on in, grab your soap and towel, and get ready for the ultimate Minecraft experience. Who knew that asking someone to shower could lead to such epic adventures?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Secret Passages Found: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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