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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 8769 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 28 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be cruising around in a Lincoln Town Car, picking up virtual chicks and living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your life!