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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2327 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Treasure Pig, a rare mob that drops emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Treasure Pig, it will lead you to a secret vault filled with enchanted gear and golden apples galore.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and visit our resident lava llama, Larry? He’s a bit of a hothead, but he’s got a heart of gold (or maybe obsidian, who knows). Larry loves to challenge players to parkour races across pools of lava, with the winner taking home a chest full of rare loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start stacking those virtual Benjamins like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real-life financial advice when you’ve got a virtual empire to build?