ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

The Studio

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	732
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Farms Harvested:	219
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2708	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	2077	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	64
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crops Grown:	8159
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2339
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Divine Spears Created:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	137
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Runes Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ores Mined:	830	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Emeralds Found:	5541

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

Players:	95/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4