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Mystic Streamer’s Hiatus 1.20.4

1.20.4, audience engagement, Burnout, Consistency, Content Creation, creative block, entertainment industry, Hiatus, mental health, motivation, mystic, online presence, PERSONAL LIFE, PRESSURE, self-care, social media, Streamers, streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, stress, Technology, Time management, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Farms Harvested:	681
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Emeralds Found:	3408
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	9

Bro, forget that boring question! Join our epic Minecraft server and stream for 97 days straight because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening 24/7!

We’ve got more excitement than a llama riding a rollercoaster while juggling diamonds and dodging creepers!

You’ll be laughing so hard, your mom will think you’ve lost your marbles!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will make you question why you ever wasted time doing anything else!

SisGFsSpermDonor Minecraft Server

biological connection, Boundaries, Communication, COMPLICATED, cousins, Decision making, emotional impact, ethical concerns, family dynamic, family ties, future kids, Minecraft, noble thing, personal feelings, relationships, reproductive rights, Server, Siblings, SisGFsSpermDonor, sperm donation, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend agrees to donate sperm to his sister’s girlfriend without consulting you first. Talk about a plot twist! Will you support their unconventional family plan or will you stir up drama like a creeper in a TNT shop?

Witness the chaos unfold as you navigate through a server where cousins become siblings and family dinners turn into heated arguments. Can you handle the pressure of keeping up with this crazy family tree?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience a soap opera-worthy storyline while mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky adventure – join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions!

MineCraftBucks300

Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, Character, cruise, emergency, Friends, messages, military discount, MineCraftBucks300, non-refundable, Party, payment, pockets, Rants, refund, refunds, Replacement, rescheduled, room, Thanksgiving, trip

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Votes:	909
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Villages Defended:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this crazy cruise debacle.

In our server, you’ll find friendships tested, alliances formed, and betrayals aplenty. Just like how Mary and Ashley tried to weasel their way out of paying for a cruise they bailed on, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions to survive in our world.

And just like how Jane stood her ground and didn’t give in to the demands of Mary and Ashley, you’ll have to show your strength and resilience in the face of adversity. Will you come out on top like Jane did, or will you crumble under the pressure like Mary and Ashley?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, outrageous stories, and unforgettable moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained?

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

economic impact, healthcare system, hybrid learning, long-term effects, mask mandates, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, online shopping, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, quarantine protocols, remote learning, remote work, smp, social distancing, social gatherings, societal changes, supply chain issues, travel restrictions, vaccination rates, virtual events, work from home

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, you gotta join this server because the admins are actually aliens from outer space who have come to Earth to mine diamonds with us. I know, crazy right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are actually trained ninjas who will challenge you to epic battles for rare loot. And get this, the only way to communicate with them is through interpretive dance. It’s like a rave party every time you encounter a mob!

Oh, and did I mention that the world border is constantly shrinking because a giant lava monster is trying to eat the entire server? Yeah, you gotta stay on your toes and build fast or you’ll be toast!

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will keep you on your toes, come join us on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLifeTransformed

CraftyLifeTransformed, emotional growth, empowerment, growth mindset., inner strength, life changing, life lessons, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, personal transformation, Positive Change, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, transformative experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, because on our server, the most transformative experience you’ll have is when you stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a land filled with talking chickens and dancing creepers.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary pickaxe of infinite power, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant lava monster who only speaks in riddles.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest virtual cake, where players can gather to celebrate their victories and feast on delicious pixelated treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a transformative experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of obsidian.

CraftyTerrorMCServ

arrested, Conflict, CraftyTerrorMCServ, extremist, Global, IDF soldiers, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, organization, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, suspects, terror ties, Terrorism, Threats, violence, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil organizations with terror ties! we need all the help we can get to protect our virtual world from these sneaky baddies. plus, if you join, you’ll get a special cape that gives you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. so grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BirdFluGoneWild

avian influenza, bird flu, bird migration, BirdFluGoneWild, CDC alert, disease outbreak, epidemic alert, flu pandemic, flu season, global health emergency, H5N1 virus, health crisis, human death, Infectious Disease, mortality rate, preventive measures, public health crisis, respiratory illness, US reports, virus transmission, zoonotic disease

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mines Excavated:	3120
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Farms Harvested:	283
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

Unique Butthole Crime Solver

anatomy, BIZARRE, butthole, crime, criminal, Dna, Evidence, Forensic, Identity, Individuality, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, match, Personal, privacy, Science, SECURITY, SOLVER, Technology, Unique

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

Blocky Baby-Stopper Surge

10. August 2022, 11. ban, 12. overturn, 13. states, 14. surge, 15. age 19-26, 16. healthcare, 17. reproductive rights, 18. family planning, 19. public policy, 2. Roe v Wade, 20. social issues, 3. permanent contraception, 4. young adults, 5. abortion, 6. research, 7. vasectomies, 8. tubal sterilizations, 9. May 2022, BabyStopper, blocky, Surge, US

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so, like, imagine this crazy server where all the players are like, super smart and stuff because they got their tubes tied or snipped! like, they’re all about that permanent contraception life, yo.

join this server if you wanna play with a bunch of players who are totally committed to never having kids. like, they’re so dedicated, they went under the knife to make sure it never happens.

imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with these players! they’ll be talking about their surgeries like it’s no big deal, just another day in the life of a hardcore Minecraft player.

plus, think of all the crazy builds they’ll come up with! they’ll have all the time in the world to perfect their creations because they won’t be distracted by little ones running around.

so come join this server and see for yourself how awesome it is to play with a bunch of players who are all about that permanent contraception life! it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Welcome to the player server Anarxit Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarxit, BUILD, Community, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player server, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Crops Grown:	6527
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

The owner of the “Welcome to the Anarxit player server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

HukuCraft.aternos.me:37496

NEXUS

18+ only, Adventurer, Builder, Community Focused, Discord, Fabric 1.21.4, HermitCraft Inspired, Interview Required, java edition, Legit Minecraft, Live Server Map, Mic required, minecraft home, Nexus, proximity chat, quality of life mods, redstone engineer, smp, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Crops Grown:	2887
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

NEXUS SMP Overview

What Makes NEXUS SMP Special?
🛠️ Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay

✨ Fresh, New Server with Endless Possibilities

Server Features:
🏗️ Vanilla Minecraft with Quality-of-Life Mods
🎙️ Proximity Chat for Immersive Communication
🗺️ Live Server Map

Requirements:
🎤 Mic Required (Proximity chat)
🔞 18+ Only
✅ Legit Minecraft (Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4)

Ready to Join? An interview is required to ensure a good fit. Communication is key!

🔗 Join our Discord to apply and be part of NEXUS SMP! https://discord.gg/gp2Vghfawf

Don’t miss the launch on January 11—apply now and make NEXUS your new Minecraft home!

FAQ

Q: How can I join NEXUS SMP?	A: Join our Discord and apply for an interview to join the server.
Q: What version of Minecraft is required?	A: You will need Java Edition, Fabric 1.21.4 to join NEXUS SMP.
Q: Is there an age requirement?	A: Yes, the server is for players aged 18 and above.
Q: Can I use voice chat on the server?	A: Yes, a mic is required for proximity chat communication.

Robo Lounge 1.21.3

1.21.3, Dominant, Domination, Erotic, Facesitting, FANTASY, fembots, fetish, free, kink, Lounge, Nice, paid to sit, Pleasure, Robo, Roleplay, seductive, Services, sit on face, Sitting, sought after, submissive, submissive services

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Yo, bros, ever thought about fembots and their facesitting skills? Like, they don’t even know how much we crave that service, man. And guess what? On this Minecraft server, you can experience the ultimate facesitting extravaganza! Join now for a chance to sit on virtual faces and get paid for it. Or hey, do it for free just to spread some love and joy in the Minecraft world. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join us and let’s make facesitting great again!

DreamWoke Minecraft Server

818, Bryan Cranston, business ethics, Casamigos, Cincoro, cultural appropriation, Dos Hombres, DreamWoke, fair trade, george clooney, Guerrero, imperialist vibes, import fees, indigenous communities, Kendall Jenner, mezcal production, michael jordan, Minecraft, OAXACA, Server, shitting on dreams, Teremana, the rock, Woke

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ores Mined:	7046	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to navigate through treacherous lands, just like navigating through a business deal gone wrong.

Immerse yourself in a world where you can build your own empire, just like these opportunists trying to profit off of indigenous communities. Will you be the hero who stands up for justice, or the villain who exploits for personal gain? The choice is yours!

With unique challenges and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world as crazy as this dinner conversation. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

PissyClosetRageCraft

Alcoholics, alcoholism, bathroom, Bed.., BF, Drunk, emotional outburst, family history, Friends, HIGH, Kids, losing it, love, Marriage, new years, Party, pissed in closet, PissyClosetRageCraft, relationships, unstable relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Steve got super drunk and high at our New Year’s party.

Picture this: it’s 8AM and Steve is still going strong, drinking with his friend like there’s no tomorrow. When he finally decides to call it a night, he ends up peeing inside his closet instead of the bathroom. Classic Steve move, am I right?

But wait, it gets better. When confronted about his drunken shenanigans, Steve denies everything and blames it on his high state of mind. Talk about passing the buck! And when things escalate, he pulls the ultimate card and breaks up with his partner because they dared to call him out on his BS.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from anger to guilt to pure disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have Steve and his wild antics? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – just make sure to pee in the right place!

Blockheads R Us

anti-intellectualism, attention span, Blockheads, cognitive decline, critical thinking, cultural decline, dumbing down, education, information overload, intellectual laziness, intelligence, knowledge decay, lack of curiosity, Media influence, Misinformation, social media, societal trends, societal values, society, Technology

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!

But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!

So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.

Players:	97/600	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Items Found:	8325	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4