Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

2010, Cinema, classic, Cult, film, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, independent, indie, Kino, low budget, Minecraft, MOMENTS, Movie, old school, Overlooked, Retro, shitty, smp, Soulful, Underground, Underrated, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ExodusCraft

A plot/ranks/survival server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

oter SMP

Survival

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CrystalCraftMC

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This is CrystalCraftMC!

CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MBCraft Factions

Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	263664	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aerth Minecraft Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TheReawakens

TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Linearpvp

PvP

a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

sConCraft

sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Zurifia

Survival

This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Emeralds Found:	4757
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Animals Bred:	96	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.