Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Escapecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

• Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

qubecraft

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VDHI Craft

VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Legitland

A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VcGaming

Factions

We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Artesanato Scavenger

Scavenger Crafts

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

pignation

Economy, PvP

1.5.1 MINECRAFT

Hi, my name is Rowan Bos,

I am the owner of the spectacular ‘Pignation’ minecraft servers; we at Pignationaim to make you experience the very best of a brilliant game!

Our minecraft servers experience minimal lag and a superb set of staff who will help you with any queries, or problems.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

tcccast

Hello, we are a PVP/Freebuild/Surivalgames, but we are all somehow, in any case, the team consists of 4 people and that is enough for the beginning, so no, we are not looking for mods yet. We already had a few servers, but they mostly went offline due to time, but since we now have all the time, we are trying again with our new server. We hope that it will be more successful this time and we need you for that. We still have a lot of open projects such as: Spleef, Mobarena etc. but we would still look forward to seeing you. Joining is worth it and doesn’t hurt, I promise. 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Majkrafci

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safehouse Survival

Start from very little. You have a safe house, and some tools.

Fight/Mine and build your way to the End.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KruXoR

Economy, Factions, PvP

We are a Factions PVP Survival server. Established on December 2012

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bredland

Norwiagon Server PvP Faction

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Plymouth Valley

When you join our server you can jump right into action with building. When you spawn you’re already part of the city Plymouth! Join a job and start making money to buy yourself a plot in a town, or start your own town! You can also spend your money in the Player Mall at spawn to buy other player’s items or purchase a Mall Plot and sell your own items! If you buy a plot, everything is protected in that plot. No one else can build or destroy! However, be careful in the wilderness, PVP is on everywhere except in the towns and there is no block protection there either! Build and play at your own risk! With many well knit plugins that promote both community and challenge, Plymouth Valley and its staff dedicates themselves to helping you have a great Minecraft experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gizmic

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

German-mine

german server

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.