Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Farms Harvested:	338
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	966	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crops Grown:	9470	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Ores Mined:	6338	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.