Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	206444	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Emeralds Found:	3356	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoDatingAppsOrBarsMCServer

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Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps, only to be ghosted or unmatched? Are you sick of spending your weekends at noisy bars and clubs, trying to impress people who aren’t worth your time? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, real men don’t need dating apps or bars to find love.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you come across a beautiful player who catches your eye. You start chatting, bonding over your shared love for building epic structures and battling mobs. Before you know it, you’ve found your Minecraft soulmate and you didn’t even need to swipe right to do it.

Join our server and experience a whole new way of meeting people. Who needs dating apps when you can find love while fighting off creepers and exploring vast, blocky landscapes? So put down your phone, grab your pickaxe, and start crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Because real men don’t need dating apps – they find love in the most unexpected places.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wall Hitters Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join us on our server where the age-old question of “At what age do men hit the wall?” is finally answered through intense PvP battles and epic building competitions. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and are not afraid to push the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of potatoes, there is never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re ready to join a group of crazy Minecraft enthusiasts who are always looking for the next big challenge, then come on over and see for yourself why our SMP is the place to be!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

/Gig/ – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Xilonen’s beats? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Rainbow Destined to Burn! Join now and forge your name in the fiery pits of adventure!

We’ve got characters like Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori waiting to team up with you on epic quests. And don’t forget about our weapon banners featuring the Uraku Misugiri sword and the Peak Patrol Song sword – they’ll slice through enemies like butter!

But that’s not all – our daily check-in rewards are so awesome, they’re permanent! Plus, we’ve got redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a creeper who drops Primogems instead of gunpowder! It’s a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	580	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6963
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!